My brother's great, he gives me chocolate cake.
Actually, he didn't give me cake. He gave me Cosmic Encounter - AH, new in shrink. He said his friend was glad to get rid of it, and that if he remembered correctly, it sucked.
I said, "Yeah, well, AH Cosmic Encounter is better than no Cosmic Encounter at all."
He said, "The old versions sucked too."
So I called him "Caylus boy," and gave him a big hug.