Cleopatra and the Society of Accountants

F got this game for her birthday. She loves it. She wants to marry it. Well, maybe not marry it. Maybe just lick it's obelisks. I don't understand this, because whenever I introduce her to a nice man, she's all like "Meh. What a nebbish. He looks like an accountant." Considering that she finds accountants unattractive, you would think that a game where you play an accountant would totally turn her off. But she's totally into it. Go figure.