That's what you get for playing outdoors.

My eyelids are sun burnt. It is friggin' Oct, and I get sunburned. I'm totally happy, sitting inside, trimming chits and pushing pawns, but nooooo. It is beautiful day. Let's go outside. Let's get some exercise. And what does it get me. If it isn't sunburn, it's Lyme disease. If it isn't Lyme Disease, it's poison ivy. If it isn't poison ivy, it's a broken bone. That is why I should always just stay inside and play games. None of this physical pain stuff.