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I got a wet bar. Cool. My friend got a formal dining room - LOSER.

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Your home is a Philanthropic Wizard's Manor Your kitchen is manned by a team of Keebler Drow Elves. There's a Chocolatessen, which is rapidly becoming your favorite room of the house. Having one is also becoming a trend among your wealthy neighbors. Your master bedroom is decorated to look like the treetop village of the Galadhrim. Your study has every fantasy novel ever written, including multiple editions of the Silmarillion and advance copies of Dungeons and Dragons Fifth Edition. One of your garages holds your collection of ferraris, and is measured in acreage. Your home also includes a roost for griffons. You've never actually seen a griffon, but you keep the roost ready anyway. Your guests enjoy your home theater with hi-def plasma screen TV, and the thrones you watch it from. Outside is the moat that protects your home from goblin invaders and extended family. And, you have a pet -- a unicorn named "Shadowhooves". Below is a snippet of the blueprints:

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Arkham Horror?

Yesterday we were playing games at a friend's house. I mentioned something about "Arkham Horror."

One of the kids overhears me and pipes up, "We learned that in Hebrew School."

Looks of confusion and disbelief are exchanged among the adults.

The child continues, "You know, so we can do it at Bar Mitzvahs."

The child then proves it by getting up and demonstrating a few steps of the Arkham Hora.